Suicide lady


A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby.
The lady notices the man coming and says:
– Go away! There’s nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me.
– Well, if you’re going to kill yourself anyway, why don’t we have sex? At least I’ll enjoy it, replies the man.
– No way, you’re disgusting, go away.
The homeless man turns and starts walking away.
The lady thinks: Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won’t you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?
The homeless man thinks: I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you’ll still be warm.